Lyrics

I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. Snow.
I'm Mr. Icicle
I'm Mr. 10 below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much

He's Mr. White Christmas
He's Mr. Snow
He's Mr. Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
He’s too much

I never wanna know a day
That's over 40 degrees.
I'd rather have it 30, 25
And minus 3!

I'm Mr. Green Christmas
I'm Mr. Sun.
I'm Mr. Heat Blister
I'm Mr. Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much!

He's Mr. Green Christmas
He's Mr. Sun
He's Mr. Heat Blister
He's Mr. Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
He's too much

I never wanna know a day
That's under 60 degrees.
I'd rather have it
80, 90, 100 degrees!